Superstar jokes
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! πππ
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
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