My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
