A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
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What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
Have a good summer
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies
Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
I Left a chunk of ice outside during summer that was the first time I heard Icescream
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade, that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake)
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do u mean cook we wait till summer
What is your summer name? Hot 🥵
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn't too bad either.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
