Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.