How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
try not to <3
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
what kills you????
suicide
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
poop and balls through the walls
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
