Suicide prevention jokes
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
