Suck jokes

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.

Why do Jews suck at mugging?

Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.

What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

They can never find home.

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.

Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod: Are you Breya???

Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???

Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!

Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!

Emo people totally suck!