Suck jokes
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Suck!
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Suck my pp!
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Suck on deez balls!