Suck jokes

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.

Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

Deaf people suck lots of dicks.

They can't hear!

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.