Suck jokes

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

Down syndrome sucks!

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

What does suck a sucking fish?

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Job sucks. XD

Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

Gwen sucks!

Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

You see, my son is very into astronomy.

Son: How do stars die?

Dad: Usually overdose, son.

I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.