Today sucked my girlfriend got hit by a car and I lost my job as an Uber driver
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😁 😁 😁😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
These Ahfganistan people suck at Jenga
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE NOW SUCK DAT COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK NOW SUCK DAT COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Earnie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Earnie "how did you sleep?" Earnie replied with "I slept amazing I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life." Burt replied with "good to hear, I slept amazing too, I had a dream that I was in heaven surround by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
i am gay, is that ok. I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day
i suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping
whats links favorite porn video the legend of zeldas sucking
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
