Suck jokes
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Suck my balls!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Emo people totally suck!
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.