Suck jokes

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

Suck my balls!

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Emo people totally suck!

Suck my cheetah.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Isac, I suck deez nuts!

Why does Britain suck at chess?

They lost their queen.

Suck!

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Yo mamma sucks!

"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."

Who sucked on my cock?

Answer: You.

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.