Suck jokes
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Suck!
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Yo mamma sucks!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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You suck.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.