Suck jokes

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

What does suck a sucking fish?

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

Suck my balls!

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Emo people totally suck!

Suck my cheetah.