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Setup

2 years ago

Rate my setup.

A photo of a keyboard, a syringe filled with a brown liquid, a spoon with residue, and pieces of what looks like a drug. All items are on a dark surface.
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    • Teen

    3 years ago

    Well.

    A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?
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    • Childhood

    2 years ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'
  • 1

    • Energy

    1 year ago
    A white bottle spilling a large amount of crystal-like substance, with a logo of a running person and a standing police officer next to the text "55-hour ENERGY".
  • 0

    • Foot

    1 year ago
    A foot holding a blunt, with text above saying "Gonna get fucked up tn."
  • 0

    • Bong

    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels side by side. The left panel illustrates a cross-section of a person's head and neck with yellow arrows indicating airflow through a bong. The right panel shows a person's head and neck with their tongue extended into a bong. The text on the image reads "How to properly hit a bong:".
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    Drug Dealer

    6 years ago

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

  • 2

    • Drug

    1 year ago

    "Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

  • 1

    • Gum

    4 years ago

    What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

    Cancer.

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