Substance jokes
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Community talk
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guess who searched up how to geet herione last night. ME. guess who also searched up how to talk to adolf hitler
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