Stupid jokes

Stupid jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

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  • Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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  • What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

    A pool table.

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  • Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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