Stupid jokes

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What's long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.

What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.