What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
