Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Struggle Jokes
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.