Struggle jokes
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"