Struggle jokes
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.