Struggle jokes
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
jim please
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I hate my life.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.