"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Walls.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
