Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
