I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
