Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
