What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
