"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Why is it called a building if its already built?
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
