What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
