There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Street Jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
