After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
