What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Me:knock knock Some dude on the street: who’s there Me: whowhowho Dude:whowhowho who? Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
Someone was walking down the street and they some neat, Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
I was walking down the street saw a kid slip on a plum. I look to my right and died of lafter because I did the same
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
