Street jokes
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street? Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"