Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
i went to the store and yea...
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
