Store jokes
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.