Store jokes
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Bro, me
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.