Store Jokes

Do you know where priests go at night???????

To all night sale a boys r us

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.

i like dicks.......sporting goods

Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.

Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.

aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's an indians favorite store?

Red dot

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries

I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.