Store jokes
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman βyou're an ugly bitch.β
The mother grabs her son and says, βIβm so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Memes
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Once youβve seen a shopping center, youβve seen a mall.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!