i like dicks.......sporting goods
Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
