Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
