I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
