are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
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I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
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People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
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What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
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What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
