Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSEWORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT
People: stop joking about such serious issues! me: kill yourself
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
stop it superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing
GOD HELP ME PLEASE
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
Shrek yells at donkey Fiona yells stop yelling at the ass
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if chu can say a good joke
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!
