Stop jokes
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
"Stop it," said he.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."