The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You're Happy!
My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
I stole one's balls
somone stole my balls :(
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
