Still jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.