Still jokes
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Memes
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
I love still things.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
I can't have my Oreos 😠Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!