Still jokes

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

Your job still sucks!

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

I love still things.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!