Still jokes

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

I love still things.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.