Still jokes

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.