Still jokes
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Memes
my mom be like
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"