Still jokes

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.