Still jokes
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
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I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.