Still jokes

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.