Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking jokes

Heaven

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

House

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?

Yeah, neither has he.

iPad

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Sock

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.