What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Steven hawking died
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
