Steven Hawking jokes
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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