your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Ur hairline is so big it's bigger than ur the universe.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
yo mumy so fat shes bigger the the universe its self!
