The Universe Jokes

your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered

Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.

What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.

have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Ur hairline is so big it's bigger than ur the universe.

Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.

yo mumy so fat shes bigger the the universe its self!

Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.