Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
