Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Why did Steven hawking die he ran out of WiFi
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
reCAPTCHA
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
