Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking jokes

Hitler

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Heaven

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

Laugh

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Test

What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

reCAPTCHA

Daughter

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • WiFi

    What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

    Bottom

    What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

    Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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  • Bar

    Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

    WAITTTT WHATTT