Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
