Steven Hawking jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."