Steven Hawking jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.