Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
