Steven Hawking jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
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Steven Hawkings Publishers
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.