Steven Hawking jokes
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!