Steven Hawking jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
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Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Stephen Hawking died.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.