Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking jokes

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Olympics

    Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

    Kleenex

    Depends

    Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

    Velcro Shoe manufacturers

    Steven Hawkings Publishers

    Music

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

    Wheelchair

    Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

    "Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

    Screen

    Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

    He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

    Heaven

    Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

    Telescope

    The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.