Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
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What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder
What do steven hawkings and a walky talky have in common
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Steven hawking is because thay roll of the tongue so nicely
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
