Steven Hawking jokes
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!