Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
