Steven Hawking jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!

What is Stephen Hawking's mum?

Your mum!

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)