Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking Jokes

Difference

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

God

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Wing

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Movie

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Blackout

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

Death

How did Steven Hawkings die?

His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.

Reason

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

Entry

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.