Steven Hawking jokes
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
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What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.