Steven Hawking jokes
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
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What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.