Steven Hawking jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.