In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Steven Hawking
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
