Stereotype jokes
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.