Stereotype jokes
You are emo.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Must have been a woman pilot.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.