What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
