Stereotype jokes
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.