What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
