Stereotype jokes
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"