Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Blonde

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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  • Santa

    Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    Emo girl

    Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

    Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

    Emo

    What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

    Two beeps went off.

    Jesus

    Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

    Quarterback

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

    They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

    American

    Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

    Jaw

    How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

    Kick his sister's jaw.

    Karen

    How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

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