Stereotype jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.

What's long and black? The line at KFC.

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.