Stereotype jokes
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.