Stereotype jokes

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?

They both use lots of oil.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

I hate emos, lololololololololollol!

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"