Stereotype jokes
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mama so nice she...
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
A girl has small balls.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."