Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
When the teacher says get out of class
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D