Stereotype jokes
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.