Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Memes
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.