Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
When the teacher says get out of class
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.