Stereotype jokes
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.