Stereotype jokes
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Nunchucks!
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.