Stereotype jokes
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"