Stereotype jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
When the teacher says get out of class
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.