Stereotype jokes
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.