Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
Midgit
what do you call an entitled women, A karen
if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
What do you call a triggered white kid? A school shooter!
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages? 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 cocks of African-American men 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.
if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.
