Stereotype jokes
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.