Stereotype jokes
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.