Stereotype jokes
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.