Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Asian

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

Google

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Emo kid

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

Canoe

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.

The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.

The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.

And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"

Chess

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Wife

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Mexican

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

Seatbelt

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Food

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Alabama

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

Turkey

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Mexican

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

Emo

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

My asian neighbors dinner.