How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
