How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
