Stereotype jokes
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Americans:
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"