Stereotype jokes
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Americans:
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.