Stereotype jokes
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Americans:
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.