Stereotype jokes
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I hate straight people.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Emo people totally suck!
"Ching chang chong."
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)