Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Asian

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

School shooting

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

White men

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Math

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

Nightmare

Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

Woman

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

People

There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.

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  • Lawyer

    What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

    They both look good hanging from a tree.

    Mexican

    What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.

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  • Phone

    Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

    Name

    Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."