Stereotype jokes
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?