Stereotype jokes
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Memes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"