Stereotype jokes
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Memes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.