Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Quiet Kid

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

German

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

Dog

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: You can't find your dog.

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  • Hotline

    When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

    Drug Cartel

    Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

    Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

    Africa

    How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

    Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

    Sexism

    If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

    The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

    Cop

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they all beat the room for being black.

    Bbq

    What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

    All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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  • Emo kid

    Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

    Blonde joke

    A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

    Emo

    I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"