Stereotype jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.