Stereotype jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Memes
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
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What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.