Stereotype jokes
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.