What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
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Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
