Stereotype jokes
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
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What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
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What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.